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Showing posts with label Overpriced Toys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Overpriced Toys. Show all posts

Monday, July 28, 2008

Would You Buy a $75 Truck?

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$75 for a little wooden truck?  Are they kidding?  Not when it comes from FAO Schwarz.   Do they really sell very many of these?  I wonder.  I guess when you sell a $5 toy for $75 you don't have to sell a lot of them to make money.  There is set of four, which means you will shell out $300 for all of them.  At least this makes spending $30 on an Automoblox seem justified.

 

click this link if you must: Bulldozer Chunky Wooden Truck by FAO Schwarz - Sustaina

Monday, June 2, 2008

You Want Me To Pay How Much? (Part 1)

Man, This Place is a Real Pit!

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I remember when I was a kid and thought that ball pits were the coolest thing ever.  I remember my parents screaming as they thought my little brother was lost in the balls.  And I remember my mom saying to me “We can’t go there anymore because those are dirty.”  This came after the epidemic of trash, disease, drug paraphernalia, etc. was found at the bottom of the ball pit.  (the legend that a kid died after getting stuck with a heroin filled needled is not true)

Now, for the unbelievably low price of just $5148 (that's $1800 below the original price of $6949.80) + an additional $544 in shipping, you can own your very own ball pit (syringes cost extra).  The pit is 10’ x 10’, which I believe is larger than a few of the rooms in my house.  It comes with 9000 balls.  Do the math and you have just paid $0.63 per ball, which doesn’t really seem that unreasonable, until you compare it with a few other things:

  • 1600 gallons of gas (enough to drive around the Earth three times if you have a Prius – plus you’d get to hear “are we there yet?” approx. 1 million times)
  • 1 year of college (At most state schools)
  • 1 week of electricity at Al Gore’s house
  • Pretty much all of the coolest LEGO sets (talk about being afraid to walk through the house barefoot at night!)
  • Personal appearance by Meat Loaf at your kid’s birthday party (airfare and snacks not included)

Save yourself the endless mess, tripping over balls in the middle of the night (and day).  Save yourself the fright of wondering what might be at the bottom of that ball pit if you haven’t cleaned it recently.  In my humble opinion as a parent, skip this, buy your child a one big ball instead of 9000 little ones and send them outside to play! 

 

Link to the Ball Pit (if you have the money, please buy it - I need the commission!):

Sportime Expandable Multi-Sensory BallPit - Octagon